Great White Back Up Plan

#29 Jamie Full Lock has been in self incarcerated solitary confinement as part of a perverse pre-race sadomasochistic regime. The Novice class is no longer a summer afternoon jolly, it’s a battlefield (all be it with some It’s a Knockout contestants. So my latest back-up is to have a shoal of helium filled sharks follow those flaying legs. After the teeth have sunk into the anemic flesh, all will explode to a chorus of high pitched hysterics. The left-overs will be donated to Science. BP

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